Santa stops HERE when the toy run is done! | Family Feud

Santa stops HERE when the toy run is done! | Family Feud


AFTER THE TOYS ARE DELIVERED, WHERE MIGHT SANTA STOP BEFORE HEADING BACK TO THE NORTH POLE? LINDSAY: THE BAR? STEVE: THE BAR. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WOMAN: PLAY! LINDSAY: WE’RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: LET’S PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LEXI, AFTER TOYS DELIVERED, WHERE MIGHT SANTA STOP BEFORE HE GO BACK TO NORTH POLE? LEXI: HE’S GONNA STOP AT THE RESTAURANT TO EAT SOME FOOD. STEVE: AT THE RESTAURANT. GET SOMETHING TO EAT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ALLI, WHERE MIGHT SANTA STOP BEFORE HEADING BACK TO THE NORTH POLE? ALLI: A HOTEL. WOMEN: YEAH. ALLI: HE NEEDS SOME NICE SLEEP. STEVE: A HOTEL. [AUDIENCE GROANS] LORI, AFTER TOYS ARE DELIVERED, WHERE WOULD SANTA DROP OFF BEFORE HE HEADS BACK? LORI: HE’S GONNA GET A GIFT FOR MRS. SANTA CLAUS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: GOTTA GET A GIFT FOR MRS. CLAUS. [AUDIENCE GROANS] ALL RIGHT, NIKI, WE GOT TWO STRIKES NOW. WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL. CALLOWAY FAMILY CAN STEAL. TOYS DELIVERED. SANTA STOP BEFORE HEADING BACK TO THE NORTH POLE. NIKI: HE NEEDS TO WARM UP. HE’S GONNA STOP AT THE BEACH. STEVE: STOP AT THE BEACH. NIKI: NICE TAN. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: I WOULD’VE NEVER THOUGHT THAT. LINDSAY: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: WOW. TOYS DELIVERED. WHERE’S SANTA STOP BEFORE HE HEAD BACK TO NORTH POLE? LINDSAY: HE NEEDS A MASSAGE. HE NEEDS TO RELAX. WOMEN: YES. STEVE: STOP AT A MASSAGE PARLOR. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] TWO STRIKES. CALLOWAYS CAN STEAL. TOYS DELIVERED. SANTA STOP BEFORE HEADING BACK TO NORTH POLE. LEXI: HE’S GONNA GO VISIT HIS MAMA. STEVE: GO TO HIS MAMA’S HOUSE. [AUDIENCE GROANS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] AFTER TOYS DELIVERED, WHERE MIGHT SANTA STOP BEFORE HEADING BACK TO THE NORTH POLE? MARVIN: UNCLE STEVE, WE THINK SANTA’S LIKE YOU AND HE’S GOING TO THE CASINO. [STEVE LAUGHS] NOEL: IT’S UP THERE. STEVE: CASINO. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 7. AUDIENCE: STRIP JOINT. [CHEERING] STEVE: NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: SOMEONE’S KITCHEN. STEVE: NUMBER 4. AUDIENCE: RESTROOM.

20 thoughts on “Santa stops HERE when the toy run is done! | Family Feud

  1. I would have said, “His secret lover’s house.” The second girl looks like a hotter version of Taylor Swift.

  2. Just imagine catching Santa planting his face into a strippers butt and that going on youtube. All the children would be destroyed. Santa couldn't wait til Spring season to dally the clubs and get drunk, he had to do it during winter time. Oh Santa, bad timing. Like most men…bad timing, lol.

  3. Why wasn't casino up there? I know I'd head there if I was santa & I knew that strip club was on the board too.

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