Where is he? Man, stop photographing those women, you little chump! I’m trying, I’m trying! Aah, my stomach! Aw, my car! Damn, now I’m stuck in here. Aw hell, I don’t wanna walk. Alright, let’s go! Sherm, sherm! Got that sherm! Anybody wanna get high up in here? Hey, dude. What you need, what you need, dog? Something to eat. So this is the best shit man – government issue. For sure? Man they gonna get it from someone, right? Cool! Here you go! Hey, you know where to find me, alright? Yeah, ok, thanks! Ahh, damn… Aw, my breakfast money! Entering CJ’s memories… You ain’t fat, just big boned. Slap him silly! I’m so upset I’m kind of hungry. Take it easy! It’s a great day to watch the tits go by. Have you ever… …worked out? I can recommend some great workout videos. The new butt-burn video is excellent. What do you think of these? Cool! I can give you some jogging tips. You need hair that won’t create wind resistance. Imma give that fat ass a spanking. Run, mark! My body fat is 2%! Hm hm 2%! Body fat is 2%! Yes yes… Have you tried rollerblading? I love rollerblading! Uh-huh. I’m up for some big pizza! Check the slob! Hey! Fatty! Get out of here! Fat, huh!? I’m fat and out of shape like all you chumps! Don’t laugh at me! Bring me big American cocktail! This is ridiculous! You think you big shot? You pay for this! *Japanese* I have American lawyer! Oh man I can’t walk for shit! I’m good. Make it two bags! I’m under a lot of stress. Got anything with steroi- Hey, there! Hello, there! Give me a [participation] card! Damn, I’m getting hungry. Please, pay already! Pay for it just cause i’m big? Get real! You know what, I don’t have time for this. See you later, loser! I’d rather exercise than see you again. Yeah, that’s right, baby! Look at that, will ya? Wassup? Make your dreams come true! It’s real nice out today. Just do it! Yeah, I need to make me sweaty. I’m already sweating. No, I can’t do that. Yes, you can! You want a pizza or what? Do it! Who you calling a fat slob!? I’m sorry man whatever I- Do it! The coffee ain’t helping my diet. Now I can have a good meal. Hey, porky!

75 thoughts on “Fat CJ losing weight

  1. 2005:Haha i killed Bigsmoke yesterday…

    14 Years Later…
    CJ went to Burger Shot…And He Heard
    I'll have two number 9s, a number 9large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." 

    CJ:Ah Sh*t here we go again…

  2. 0:28 There is a Mistake. The Buccaneer "blue car" NEVER spawns in Los Santos. It only spawns in select parts in San Fierro in the Da Nag Boys turfs

  3. 2:37 That scene reminded me of a Spider-Man Homecoming scene where Spidey fell off swinging and then got up and he was like "I'm good. I'm good."

  4. 0:47 Carl: hey dude Random guy: Hey what you need what you need dawg Carl: something to eat random guy: blows up

  5. Hmmmm… lemme think.

    I think I have it on my mind but I'm not sure…

    Can I ask…

    Is that a JoJo reference ?!

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