Angela Merkel – Ruf mich Angela (The Unofficial Oktoberfest 2019 Song) by Klemen Slakonja

Angela Merkel – Ruf mich Angela (The Unofficial Oktoberfest 2019 Song) by Klemen Slakonja


If I would catch a goldfish,
I would wish just one wish. I want to turn back time to better prepare, 
for all the people coming from everywhere. Now people are talking bad about me (me),
but I’m the one willing to serve everybody (everybody). Come taste my plum cake and drink my smoothie! (smoothie!) When you’re in trouble call me,
cause I’m your Mutti! (Mutti) Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! I’m an angel in disguise,
ex-virgin from paradise. Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! I can take you to heaven when I count to eleven! 1,2 Tax frei 
3,4 Gratis Bier 5,6 Beautiful legs
7,8 Acht, Acht 9 Super €uro coin
10 Bitte schön 11 Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf,
Elf, Elf! Jesus Christ,
this is paradise! Jesus Christ,
here is no scheiß! Here are some rules that you must obey (obey), Jesus Christ,
listen what I say (say): Don’t be a jerk-y, 
like the president of Turkey, ooops! Everybody shout Putin, Putout! HEY, HEY! Come on shake hands with woman who wears the pa-pa-pants, pants of Europe! Juhuuu,
and the boxer shorts too. All together now,
everybody, komm, komm,
All together now, everybody
do the chu chu train, All together now!
“Was ist das?!” The new world will be the best,
the whole year Octoberfest! Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! I’m an angel in disguise,
ex-virgin from paradise. Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! I can take you to heaven when I count to eleven! Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it,
I love sunbathing naked, Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! It’s getting hot in Europe, ja,
It’s time for FKK! 1,2 Tax frei
3,4 Gratis Bier 5,6 Bier ex
7,8 Toll gemacht 9,10 Bitte schön
11,12 Das Gölf 13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 30,40,50,60,70,80,90, 99 Luftballons! Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to New Deutschland,
to New Europe, to New World! Sorry, you go back…Tschhüüüüüüüs! Wir schaffen das!

88 thoughts on “Angela Merkel – Ruf mich Angela (The Unofficial Oktoberfest 2019 Song) by Klemen Slakonja

  1. jao klemen ka nisi baba če bi biu baba bi te takoj ženu in kreso noč in dan ma car si sam tko naprej legenda do sedaj sm skor vse tvoje remejke lajkun tko bo tut v bodoče putina si pa otrofu najbolje in naj naj car si sam tko naprej popzdrav z troglava

  2. please, change the polish translation into mine, the current one was made in 10 seconds in the google translate and is incorrect

  3. Why is the decal of the crowd in traditional costumes covered with a cloth? Is this some kind of reference?

  4. I was the only one that told to Klemen in his Facebook to complete and publish in youtube this video when Klemen was in doubt about it after the death of Helmut Kohl. Thankfully later he published the video.
    https://www.facebook.com/klemenslakonja/photos/a.481853193875/10155028424423876/?type=3&comment_id=10155028788403876

  5. Slovenci ako napravite pjesmu o našoj šuši Kolindi davamo vam Piranski zaljev/ If you Slovenians make a song about our Croatian milf Kolinda we will give you Piranjski zaljev

  6. 0:57
    who else noticed the small electrical noises your speakers used to made when someone texted or called you near your computer?

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